California State Budget Crisis

Posted on February 5th, 2009 in Humor,Politics by Quinn

I have figured out how we can solve the California state budget problem and I have to admit it’s brilliant.

Our Governor was once a famous and successful movie star. He made millions of dollars from an expansive library of films.

So here is my solution, let’s have “The Govenator” make a few new movies and have all to profits go to the state budget. I told you brilliant, right?

In fact, the first film I propose for production would be Kindergarten Cop 2. Think about it, this movie would cost next to nothing to make because all you would have to do is bring your cameras into a state legislature meeting and start filming.

“It’s not a tumor!”

Also, since re-makes are popular right now in the movie business, we could remake the original Conan the Barbarian film. In fact the producers could have President Obama fill in the role of Thulsa Doom leader of the snake cult, previously portrayed by James Earl Jones.

It’s all about resources people.

Ya ya, these are the kind of things I think about…scary, isn’t it?

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