Porta John

Posted on February 6th, 2009 in Blog Blurbs,Humor by Quinn


Do I really need to add anything else to this? I mean, really. It’s a Porta John, an Outhouse, a Loosey Loo with a sign that says Spanky’s on it.

Now come on, you knew that in the whole history of this blog there was going to be a post with some reference to masturbation on it at some point.

I thought it was very nice of the construction company to cater to thier employees in such a way.

California State Budget Crisis

Posted on February 5th, 2009 in Humor,Politics by Quinn

I have figured out how we can solve the California state budget problem and I have to admit it’s brilliant.

Our Governor was once a famous and successful movie star. He made millions of dollars from an expansive library of films.

So here is my solution, let’s have “The Govenator” make a few new movies and have all to profits go to the state budget. I told you brilliant, right?

In fact, the first film I propose for production would be Kindergarten Cop 2. Think about it, this movie would cost next to nothing to make because all you would have to do is bring your cameras into a state legislature meeting and start filming.

“It’s not a tumor!”

Also, since re-makes are popular right now in the movie business, we could remake the original Conan the Barbarian film. In fact the producers could have President Obama fill in the role of Thulsa Doom leader of the snake cult, previously portrayed by James Earl Jones.

It’s all about resources people.

Ya ya, these are the kind of things I think about…scary, isn’t it?

Punxsutawney Phil

Posted on February 3rd, 2009 in Blog Blurbs,Humor by Quinn

Six more weeks of winter. That’s according to Punxsutawney Phil on Monday after the little guy popped his head out of his home and saw his shadow.

Now, I’m not entirely sure whats going on with this but we as humans have been dragging this poor critter (a groundhog) out of his hole since 1886 when the tradition was started. The average lifespan of a groundhog is about 4-5 years with 80% of the population of groundhogs not surviving their first year of life.

You can do the math and see there is something not quite rite. Either Punxsutawney Phil is the oldest groundhog in the world or there is some conspiracy going on here.

I personally think this is a prime example of a Dread Pirate Roberts scenario.

I think that when this Punxutawney Phil is finished with his fame and fortune he will retire and pass the name on to another groundhog to carry on the tradition.

There you have it…another conspiracy revealed.

I’m back…Mwahahahaha