The wild, blue yonder

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Well thanks to my wonderful friend Christine, I was able to go flying twice in less than a month. It was out of respect for my mom that I didn’t post about this sooner, as she had asked that I didn’t tell her about it until I was all done and safely back on the ground. Well, that time is now.

Christine had originally given these flights to her ex-husband as a gift a couple of years prior. He never used them and found them while he was getting packed to move. These flights were no cheap gift and Christine didn’t want them to go to waste, so she gave them to me, knowing that I’d definitely make the most of them.

On December 19th, 2006 I went on the first one; an aerobatic adventure flight. This was a lot of fun, as I learned how to make a plane do flips, spins, and all sorts of other maneuvers. My stomach got all queasy by the end, but I didn’t lose my lunch. That was some crazy stuff!

The second flight was on January 12th, 2007 — the dog fighting flight — where I had the opportunity to fly up against another pilot as though we were trying to shoot one another from the skies. He had a little bit of former flight experience, but years ago and I had the recent aerobatic flight as my experience to go by. As it turned out, we were both French Canadian - he was from Quebec, but living in Texas and me being born in Winnipeg, Manitoba. We found this to be an interesting coincidence.

After some practice maneuvers we went in for 6 rounds against one another. This was some intense action, I tell you! The first round I lost very quickly. I just couldn’t figure out where he was and how to react. That sudden defeat kicked me in the ass, I have to say, so I went after him with all due aggression. I managed to win all 5 remaining rounds against him!

While the action as going on, I was ignoring the effects that all the maneuvering was having on my equilibrium. What I seemed to have forgotten came back to me as we started our flight back home. Yep, I admit it: I had to make use of the air sickness bag. But I felt much better after!

I have both of these flights on tape and will be putting them together into a video as soon as I can convert the recent one from tape into a format I can edit on the computer.

Thanks again, Christine!

This entry’s call sign is “BuzzKill”… oh, yeah!

Tony vs. Paul

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These guys created a very entertaining stop-motion movie. At some points you’ll wonder how they did it. Rece and I really enjoyed this one.

This entry was a chicken, once.

My ass hurts (AKA I think I bruised coccyx)

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Earlier today I went up into the San Bernardino mountains with Rece and Christine. This was a day of fun that I wanted Rece to experience, since he hasn’t ever played in real snow before. We had tried to do so earlier in 2006, but the snow had turned into hardened ice. Today’s snow was near perfect: powdery, with some patches of snowball quality material. It wasn’t good for snow angels or snowmen, though (just to be clear). I wonder which of the more than 200 words the Inuits use for snow they’d call it.

We started off by going to Cedar Pines Park so I could show Christine the Rock Pile. Just before we reached it, we encountered two coyotes. We didn’t have enough time to pull out the cameras before they took off. They were very pretty in their winter coats.

After that, we went up to Twin Peaks for some sledding (saucering?) at a spot I knew the locals went. There were just a few kids there at the time, which was nice. The area had been used quite a bit in the days before, which made for some well-packed snow. We had 3 different types of sleds: 2 saucer-type, and one “Super Tube”.

I was the first to go and I chose the more traditional-looking saucer. My weight, the smoothness of the saucer, and the well-packed snow made for a very fast run. The white of the snow made it difficult to see any change in the slope from the top of the hill, but it turned out that there was enough of a bump at the bottom to give me quite a jolt. I found myself getting my ass slammed down onto the saucer, as I was tilted backwards, and I heard (and felt) a pop from my tail bone. It didn’t feel quite right at the time, and has felt rather sore since it happened. I’m hoping that it’s just a bruise.

Rece was a bit hesitant about sledding, which isn’t unusual for him. He tends to be a bit of a chicken when it comes to traveling fast (roller coasters and the likes). After some cheering on, he made his run and didn’t seem too bad off. He ended up making quite a few runs after we discovered a slope off to the side that wasn’t so steep.

Christine went on two runs, herself. Her first run was on one of the saucer-like sleds — one with more padding than the one I used. She also hit rather hard at the bottom and tweaked her back a bit. She (wisely) opted to use the inflatable “Super Tube” on her second run and ended up having a blow-out — the tube ripped and deflated just as she got to the bottom (and into a ditch). Looks like it wasn’t so “Super” after all.

After sledding we checked out the baseball field at a park across the street. It was an open field of snow and we had ourselves a snowball fight. We also met a nice fellow with a very cool dog. We all took turns throwing the dog’s ball for her to retrieve.

The physical activity eventually began to take it’s toll on us and we were getting hungry. So we said goodbye to the guy and his dog and went off to check on a geocache I have hidden up there. Seeing that it was in good condition, we continued on to Lake Arrowhead for a bite to eat and to walk around the shops.

Christine and Rece found some good deals on last-minute Christmas gifts and with her back aching, and my ass throbbing (that didn’t sound quite right), we decided to call it a day and made our way back home.

Going back over today’s adventure, I can’t help but smile. This was definitely a good day!

This entry is trying to sit in a comfortable position.

The diamond biz

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I found this excellent article about how messed up the diamond market is and how essentially it’s all just a fabricated and artificially controlled scam. Wake up people!

This entry doesn’t like materialism, especially when
it stems from an artificially created market.

More Christmas Mash-ups!

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Okay, I couldn’t help it. Here’s a list of some seriously messed up re-dubs of home holiday classics.

Enjoy!

This entry probably won’t have any friends after today’s posts.

Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown - NOT!

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This is blasphemous and looney - but my, oh my, is it funny!

Merry Christmas, indeed!

This entry can already feel the hot coals of hell
licking at his feet for posting this one!

I Hate Drake

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Okay, maybe I don’t hate him personally, but this guy sure did when he was a kid. I found this video while reading through my RSS feeds (Boing Boing) and got a good laugh out of it. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did…

Oh, and as a warning, there’s language that might be considered offensive to some people (yeah, you know who you are, fuckers) … so just be careful who’s within ear shot.

This entry was written while under the influence of cold medicine.

Bad holiday gifts of the future

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Forget the crappy things you can buy folks THIS holiday season, check out the predictions for the future…

Crap of the future

Anywho… that article just gave me a good laugh.


How about another way that businesses can invade your privacy…

Pancakes? Papers, please!

It just seemed somehow to relate to my Stop! Receipt! post from yesterday.

This entry wants to transmit its brain via BitTorrent!

Scuttlebutt lives!

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Yes, you heard me right! Scuttlebutt is still alive and well… sorta. Hey, he’s still in his original configuration, just a bit dirty from smog and road grime. Anyhow, I’ve added a few more photos of the cute little fella to his photo set on my Flickr account.

This entry wishes it could perch upon a car antenna, too!

Draw, think, play, discard

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We (Christine, Sam, Rece, & I) made a trip to the desert this weekend for some camping. It was just one night, but the whole trip was a lot of fun.

We started off at a corn maze in Temecula. I’ve never been to one of these and we ended up trying our best to get lost in it - which I was having trouble doing with my incredible sense of direction. I always knew exactly where I was. It was fun to be running around through a corn field trying to lose one another and then to try and find them again.

We drove to Anza-Borrego State Park through some peaceful mountains. At one point we were treated to a fantastic view of the Salton Sea from a turnout on the windy mountain road. Sadly we didn’t think of getting out our cameras at this point. Oh well, we saw it - sucks to be you!

We were able to set up camp very quickly. Having had camped twice earlier this year, we had plenty of practice! We toured the campground area and park, plus the visitor center. They’ve recently put a lot of time (and money) into the park and visitor center - and it really shows. This was a well-designed and modern center. Lots of excellent information about local plants, wildlife, and history. We enjoyed the slideshow presentation and exhibits.

The remainder of the afternoon and evening we spent relaxing by the campfire roasting hot dogs, playing cards, and laughing a lot. Later that night, when the fire had almost gone out, I turned off our lantern and we all sat back in our chairs and just stared up into the star-filled night sky. Being so far away from the city, we were able to see the Milky Way and many shooting stars. For Christine it was the first time in her life she had seen either.

The girls (Christine & Sam) were up bright and early the next morning. They took some fabulous pictures and checked out the tracks left by the coyotes we had heard throughout the night. Christine & I took off for town to pick up coffee and, letting our laziness get the best of us, bought breakfast burritos so we wouldn’t have to cook.

Camp was broken down about as fast as it had been set up and we went back to the visitor center to check out the things we missed the previous day (they closed before we could finish our visit). We then hopped into the car and headed for the Salton Sea.

Driving through the desert is rather interesting. At first glance, there doesn’t seem to be much going on. But if you pay attention, you’ll notice subtle changes in the terrain, a wide variety of very hearty plants, and a lot of geological formations. We had turned off the radio because of the poor reception and this helped us enjoy the drive even more, I think.

The Salton Sea is very large. It is also very stinky. We didn’t want to stay for long because of the smell. We snapped a few pictures and were right back out on our way along highway 86.

Christine really likes palm trees. Such an odd thing to bring up at this point, no? I mention this because along the sides of highway 86 you’ll find a lot of them… in fact they’re set out in large tracts… some might even go so far as to call them palm tree orchards. An orchard? Isn’t that for apples? Well, for lack of a better term (and because I’m too lazy to look up the proper word for it) these palm tree ‘orchards’ are where they grow dates.

After seeing so many of them, we decided to drive closer so Christine could check out the palm trees from a closer perspective. Lo and behold, we ended up at Oasis Date Gardens (I still prefer to call them ‘orchards’ thankyouverymuch). We toured the palm tree arboretum (orchard) and saw a variety of different dates and interesting ways of serving/preparing them. Christine’s mom conventiently loves to eat dates, so she picked up a package of the “Medjool” variety for her. I opted for a date shake - it was delicious!

After the excitement of the palm trees and dates we were back on the road. Our path brought us to the palm desert, where you’ll find fields of windmill generators… I call them windmill orchards. These machines are a curiosity, and since Christine is as fascinated with them as I am, we left the highway to check them out up close. You had to be there, really. They’re big, they’re spinning, they’re humming, they’re whining, they’re generating electricity, they’re cool. Shut up.

Back to the highway, with a planned lunch stop in Redlands. This is a must-do lunch place. Why? Because it’s cool. Shut up.

We ate at Long John Silver’s and ended up creating something funny and very cool: Scuttlebutt, the Hushpupper Fish antenna ball. Check out the pictures.

Scuttlebutt is a tough little fella. He survived the drive home and still rests atop my antenna - completely intact. I’m thinking of getting him shellacked - no, not with rum! - so he’ll last longer.

So there you have it. Another long blog about my weekend camping adventures. If you’re still awake, be sure to check out the Flickr photogallery from the trip.

This entry thinks playing rummy is cool. Shut up.
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