What a BuzzKill

_{This entry urges you to pay it no mind — no, it hadn’t been drinking.}

These are real. You can buy USB drives with little dog characters on them that when inserted into a USB drive, hump your computer.

_{This entry … ah, hell … what?}

Either this guy is a total nut job, or he’s got a kick-ass sense of humor…

_{This entry is experiencing the discomfort of a mild sunburn.}

I just installed AOL on a client’s computer. Deliberately.

Dear God, what have I done?

This entry just threw up in its mouth … just a little.

Seven silly simians simply sang songs & sonnets subjecting someone solely to slumber. Suddenly smoke seeped in, similar to the smoldering scent of a cigarette. Symbolically the cymbals sounded & the strong smell of sweet sage sent centuries of souls soaring skyward.

This entry said it swiftly, so sue me.