What a BuzzKill

I haven’t been particularly inspired to write anything lately, but I do happen upon some funny things on the web … especially on YouTube. Here’s yet another video:

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_{This entry is peeling, like an orange or a banana.}

Either this guy is a total nut job, or he’s got a kick-ass sense of humor…

_{This entry is experiencing the discomfort of a mild sunburn.}

_{This entry’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.}

Check out this series of funny clips.

(I tried to embed the video, but apparently my Flickr photo thing to the right conflicts with it.)

_{This entry loves a good Star Wars spoof.}

I personally believe that U.S.  Americans
are unable to do so because Osama.

People out there
in our nation
don’t have that,

And I believe that our education
like such as south Africa and
such as the Iraq.

everywhere “such as”.

And I believe our education
should help the U.S.
should help the South Africa
and the Iraq
and the Asian countries
so we can build up
our future.

_{This entry loves maps.}

Today I went to an 82 year old client’s retirement community to help him with some issues he’s been having on his computer. He was very happy to learn that he no longer needed to use AOL’s ridiculously slow software to check his email and stock portfolio (he’s loaded, btw).

On my way out, I glanced at their daily events board and had to grin …

So I guess it is true that the Nintendo Wii is enjoyed by people of all ages. That’s cool.

This entry wants to play shuffleboard on its Wii!

I just installed AOL on a client’s computer. Deliberately.

Dear God, what have I done?

This entry just threw up in its mouth … just a little.

Some things I’ve learned over the last couple of months:

• Never give a Vietnamese guy a piece of candy unless you want to hear him smacking it loudly in his mouth for 10 minutes.
• The magic number to to say to women when they ask you how old you think they look is 23.
• Don’t trust the timer on the bathroom light, if the lights were on when you came in … unless you want to crap in the dark.
• Sunscreen doesn’t magically spread over your entire body when you apply it in under a minute.
• Always take the time to stop for a moment to enjoy the view when driving along the coast.

This entry likes to view the ocean.

What happens when a guy gets the wheels stolen off his bike and it’s all caught on (multiple) security cameras? Why make up a song and video about it!

This entry can relate.

This is touted as being the best 5-second video on the Internet. I don’t know what else to say…