What a BuzzKill

A fun remix of Star Wars cut with lines from James’ other roles.

_{This entry is curious about the dark side.}

My coworker, Rachel, has a blog. She’s been getting into site stats and how well her site ranks on various search engines and social bookmarking sites. She just ran up to me, excited as all get out, exclaiming:

“I’m ranked 4th for ‘I hate dog shit!’”

I, on the other hand, seem to have a rather different view of the metrics that indicate the success of a website. Not that I’m saying my site is any indication of success.

_{This entry wears underwear.}

This is an actual email from one of my personal clients:

“I only use outlook for my calendar on my home computer and blackberry contact info and on my current work computer (desktop that I am not going to use anymore) I used MSN email and no outlook for anything but I think I will be using that with the new laptop for email and blackberry since that is where the technology has gone. I will still have my MSN email address but using it through outlook right? All the contact info is on my home computer to load and with my MSN email addresses. I have most of them but I know this is confusing but I can sort it out with you in person.
Basically I use the following:
Home computer-I log into MSN hotmail and do emails from home-It also has my blackberry contacts through outlook that you put there from my sony clie and I can add new ones and use the calendar but I have yet to sync it to my blackberry. I just use the calendar on the blackberry itself to use the reminder and not sync it to my home computer.
Work destop (will not use anymore) has my sony clie contacts and I use the sony clie for my calendar-(will not use that anymore either I will use the outlook on the new computer) I will need to take my email addresses from MSN and put them in outlook on the new computer laptop as I will no longer be using MSN (I don’t think) and will be using outlook with the calendar and contacts.
We will get this organized and you wil see where I want to go and hopefully I am doing the right thing. To many places that I go instead of using outlook for everything and it is compatable with the blackberry. I am used to that now and it is nice but still some kinks.
See you Thurs..R”

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Word.

Check it out, yo.

_{This entry doesn’t like rap, mother fuckah!}

She threw out a free fishbowl bowl of candy because “… it was mostly full of smarties and dum dums …”. I fucking love Smarties!

_{This entry just crashed from a massive sugar rush.}

These are real. You can buy USB drives with little dog characters on them that when inserted into a USB drive, hump your computer.

_{This entry … ah, hell … what?}

All right … something a little lighter for a change.

_{This entry wants to look on you with its own eyes.}

The next time you feel the need to grasp a fistful of fluffy wool and hear panicked bleating, just remember that ewe are one sick puppy.

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It’s still a video, though…

_{This entry wants to pluck Disco Duck!}

I haven’t been particularly inspired to write anything lately, but I do happen upon some funny things on the web … especially on YouTube. Here’s yet another video:

(if the video doesn’t display, click this link)

_{This entry is peeling, like an orange or a banana.}