This is where I write something about myself in third person narrative so it appears as though somebody else is writing about me. You’ll probably yawn at least once while reading it, too.

BuzzKill (Gabe) is a guy that doesn’t like to talk about himself. He prefers to express himself in odd ways — his blog being one of them. He uses the blog as a way to express himself in whatever way suits him at the time. It also serves as a way for his distant family and friends to see what he’s up to from time to time.

You may have noticed that the word “way” has appeared 4 times on this web page so far. That time made it 5.

BuzzKill lives in Southern California with his son, Rece. He hates the heat during the summer and the dense population of phony, arrogant, self-serving, materialistic, flakey people that live there. Why he still lives there is a complicated story; most of it is just a bunch of lame excuses.

When he was younger, BuzzKill played the drums. In high school he and his friend Quinn started a band named “Legion 3″. It was short-lived, but a lot of fun. Sadly, it’s been over 17 years since he’s played seriously — apartment living has it’s limitations. He misses the fun of creating music.

To be continued …