Yup, this pretty much sums it up.
Okay, there is supposed to be a YouTube video above, but something seems to have gone wacky with it again. I’ll leave it as-is and hopefully I’ll have time to figure out what’s wrong with it again. In the meantime, here’s a direct link to the video:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zJM4EBuL82o
This entry wants to dance like a monkey!
Either this guy is a total nut job, or he’s got a kick-ass sense of humor…
This entry is experiencing the discomfort of a mild sunburn.
I know that I don’t. I’m willing to bet that it’s safe to say you don’t either. So why is it that it’s so common to walk into the restroom of an office, restaurant, etc. and find that somebody has urinated (or worse) all over the toilet seat?
It’s gotten to the point where the first thing I do when I enter a restroom is to grab two wads of paper towels, wet one handful, scrub the toilet seat, then dry it off with the other handful. Don’t bother telling me that I should just use a toilet seat protector (AKA ass gasket), either. A thin ring of paper isn’t sufficient enough to isolate my buttocks from a complete stranger’s piss, thankyouverymuch.
And don’t get me started on public restrooms, either. I totally abhor having to use a restroom at a busy public park, beach, campground, etc. — even just to take a whiz. God forbid that I have a stomach problem and need to take a seat to relieve myself. I’d almost rather just shit my own pants!
Can’t these lazy, disgusting, inconsiderate assholes try a bit more to control their urine stream? Lift the seat! Take better aim - it isn’t a sin to hold your own penis, guys! If you do happen to sprinkle, clean it the fuck up! Don’t leave it for the next person to deal with … they’re not your goddamn janitor any more than you are for the person that came in before you!
Would you do this in your own home? Would you want your friends, children, relative, or significant other to sit in your pee? Does the idea of some poor little kid sitting on your sticky, smelly bodily excretions make you happy? Something tells me that the vast majority of people would say “no” to all of these questions.
This isn’t some complicated thought process, people; this is one area where the Golden Rule affects you just as much as the next guy. Think about it.
This entry doesn’t understand why this concept is so difficult for people to grasp.
This old video from 1966 does a pretty good job of predicting about the future of home computing …
This entry knows better than to take a taxi in L.A.
Well I figured out how to fix the problem with being unable to embed flash videos on my blog posts: I just needed to encapsulate the code for the Flickr badge doo-hickey to the right within its own DIV tags. I’m glad it was something simple, because I really like that doo-hickey (besides I spent about an hour and a half hacking the code before I figured out how to make it look the way I wanted).
I was going to post the video I linked to in my last post, but it’s been taken down for violating copyrights. Oh well.
In other news … uh … I have nothing to say, really. Life is good!
This entry likes to play patty-cake with poodles.
Check out this series of funny clips.
(I tried to embed the video, but apparently my Flickr photo thing to the right conflicts with it.)
This entry loves a good Star Wars spoof.
My buddy Quinn seems to have been inspired to pick up his guitar again and start producing some of his music on his computer. This makes me happy; not only do I get to hear his music, but it also means that we’ll likely get the chance to play together when he comes back out next year. June can’t get here fast enough!
This entry has a fever …
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